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Welcome to my Web Where Nobody knows your Name

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One day Frederick the fly was flying along and he passed a spider web he had seen a lot but never got close to for various reasons. This morning as he was passing the web, a spider came to the door. The spider was trying to lore him in. He was offering him a seasonal cocktail. Hi, my name is Sigmond and I would really love it if you would come in and do a taste test on this amazing cocktail. Frederick says, I have to keep my distance for now, I have heard stories that a lot of people that enter the web, never come out.

Sigmond says, no those are simply stories my friend and the cocktail will not be available for long. Frederick states, I will have to pass for now, but I will get back with you later on that.


As Frederick is leaving, he sees another spider outside of the web, who approaches him. Fredrick approaches slowly with some distance. The spider says my name is Galahad and I happened to notice you were leaving the web. Yes, I did and why are you asking. Galahad states, the web is a very nice piece of real estate I have had my eye on for a while. What can you tell me about it? Not much says Frederick, just enter with caution if at all. They do have a seasonal cocktail, but I am not going in there.


Galahad asks, anything else? The owners name is Sigmond and some of my friends went in there and I haven't seen them again. Galahad says thanks so much, any idea if the place is for sale. I have heard Sigmond is pretty shady and the place is not doing so well,


Galahad says really, I have a proposal for you. How about you help get me in there, I buy the place and get you and your friends immunity.


Fredrick says why should I trust you, you are just another spider. Galahad assures Frederick, that there is a distinct difference. I have a very gourmet pallet and only consume a certain type of wasp. There is no reason to fear me. I need this piece of real estate because I need somewhere quiet where nobody knows my name and I assure you the place will be hoping, fun, and safe.


Frederick reluctantly agrees, but is filled with hope so he and his friends can have immunity.


Galahad procures the deal very rapidly and Sigmond at first is quite happy with the offer, he was given.


Weeks pass and the Web becomes the place to be, celebrities, wasps, and flies. It is always the place to be seen. They are all hanging out together and nobody cares about the things outside of the web. They are all safe in there and just having a great time. They hire a really great looking bartender, named Nathan, who has a British accent and brings in a lot of customers. He really dosent have a clue about how great looking he is. They also hired a former showgirl, a beetle named Lola, very attractive and likes to occasionally break out in song


Galahad is quite happy with his purchase and sets up a large booth in the back so he can work on his calculations in the corner and not be bothered.


The night of the grand opening Sigmond, the prior owner sneaks in to find out why the web is doing so well. Sigmond is in disguise, but Galahad sees him and informs him that part of the agreement they have is that Sigmond can not enter the pub. He is escorted out by bouncers as the crowd claps.


Written by Julzzz R Image AI Stay tuned for episode 2 to see who else arrives


 
 
 

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